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zeldathemes

Not even one fucking message today, fucking cunt, how did i actually fall for the nice guy routine for a second time

10 hours ago on July 25th | J | 1 note

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

16 hours ago on July 25th | J | 40,495 notes

jnue:

kinda want a boyfriend kinda wanna hook up with a boy kinda wanna never talk to any boys ever

17 hours ago on July 25th | J | 139,729 notes

jadeita:

i like the internet bc people actually think im cute 

17 hours ago on July 25th | J | 84,929 notes

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

17 hours ago on July 25th | J | 279,546 notes

selis-c:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

boys are literally the dumbest creatures on earth

17 hours ago on July 25th | J | 98,984 notes

Hasn’t even messaged me to see how I am,

17 hours ago on July 25th | J | 0 notes

I watched Saving Mr. Banks yesterday and it was absolutely wonderful! Thought i’d share this gifset with you.

17 hours ago on July 25th | J | 10,697 notes

smart-sherman:

if you like both disney and dreamworks equally and you just want to watch movies without people fighting about it clap your hands

17 hours ago on July 25th | J | 50,495 notes

thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy:

radiobee:

coffee-and-rainsticks:

Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.” 

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*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*

2 days ago on July 23rd | J | 403,172 notes

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

2 days ago on July 23rd | J | 430,180 notes

ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain 

2 days ago on July 23rd | J | 31,770 notes

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

2 days ago on July 23rd | J | 48,183 notes

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

2 days ago on July 23rd | J | 787,664 notes

looz-y:

izanyanorihara:

constantcalibrations:

swervesbar:

people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp

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People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead

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People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’

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finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all night

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2 days ago on July 23rd | J | 154,555 notes