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hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

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wallysdick:

cosmo tip #247

during intercourse, embrace her and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?

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sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

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catrightsactivist:

mamasam:

THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE THEIR EYES OPEN BUT THEY YAWN TOGETHER OH MY GOD MY HEART HAS EXPLODED.

omg

catrightsactivist:

mamasam:

THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE THEIR EYES OPEN BUT THEY YAWN TOGETHER OH MY GOD MY HEART HAS EXPLODED.

omg

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jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

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just-callme-khaleesi:

Me trying to be seductive.

just-callme-khaleesi:

Me trying to be seductive.

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Tagged as: #nope 

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

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artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

9 hours ago on September 14th | J | 179,571 notes

Craig Ferguson on Tavis Smiley being a contestant on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars.

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ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

9 hours ago on September 14th | J | 275,754 notes
froganmeeman:

Usually band members enforce their fans to buy their music…then there’s Brendon Urie

froganmeeman:

Usually band members enforce their fans to buy their music…then there’s Brendon Urie

9 hours ago on September 14th | J | 9,894 notes

co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

10 hours ago on September 14th | J | 435,510 notes