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fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

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sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

1 hour ago on October 21st | J | 381,018 notes

favorite character meme - [3/7] scenes

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buddhabrot:

poldberg:

While there is a lot of appropriate rage about Ferguson right now, the killing of John Crawford, III is getting less attention than it deserves. I put Shaun King’s tweets and history lesson on the matter in chronological order for easier consumption.

Links:

Autopsy and video show John Crawford shot from behind in Wal-Mart

Witness in murder of John Crawford changes story

You really should be following Shaun King on Twitter.

this makes me cry

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diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

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meladoodle:

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me: i love my fave!
someone, inevitably: yea btu did you know that they are problematic. they said things that were bad once. just wanted to tell you, when you were talking about how much you liked them, you failed to mention why they are terrible. just so you know
2 hours ago on October 21st | J | 18,602 notes

I’ve been thinking about something lately.

Imagine this:

You’re on an airplane, sleeping with your head against the window, your heart set on being home this time three hours from now. All of a sudden, something goes very wrong. The plane stops moving across the air and instead starts falling through it. The lights are flickering and the movie is skipping. The plane dips hundreds of feet in seconds, and the yellow cups fall from the ceiling. They’re a brighter shade of yellow than you remember, because unlike the demonstration, these cups have never been handled before. “Flight attendants take your seats now”, you hear, the pilot’s voice trembling over a cacophony of alert tones. You get that smell in the bridge of your nose like you’ve just been hit with a football. That’s what the fear smells like. The plane is going down.

Four more drastic drops in under a minute. People are crying. For all the folklore about how your life flashes before your eyes, you’re remarkably fixed on one vision – your parents. They’re sleeping at this very moment, in a bedroom so quiet they can hear the clock in the kitchen. And you can see them, clear as can be. You wish you could see a playground or a first kiss, but all you can see is your parents sleeping. Huh. Well, that’s that.

Several long minutes go by. Then, all at once, the lights come back on and the plane somehow rights itself. Some people cheer, but most people cry harder. The plane lands about an hour later, and as soon as you feel that touch down – hell, even when you were within 50 feet of the ground and could still technically survive a fall – you realize that however you brokered the deal between you and God worked; you’ve just been granted life in overtime.

Here’s the question: what do you change? Whom do you call that you haven’t spoken to in years? Whom do you realize has been toxic to your heart and drop with surprising ease? What trips do you cancel, and what trips do you book? What can’t you be bothered with anymore? What’s the new you like?

Think about that, and then ask one more question. Why not just change it all right now?

John Mayer (via contrafuckingband)
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gamsee:

my whole life is just “oh ok”

19 hours ago on October 20th | J | 395,101 notes

Achievement Hunter Catchphrases - Literally everything Ray says ever (and regrets immediately)

Requested by raysnarvaezjr

19 hours ago on October 20th | J | 2,974 notes

Ryan: We need to know when those guys are getting out of the way

Gavin:  We can’t see over the wall, we need timing and calls… (x)

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Song: Bonfire.
Artist: Childish Gambino.
Album: Camp.
Played: 47,609 times.
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thatfunnyblog:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

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