Live and Let Live
DFTBA
I like being alone.
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone,
I don’t fancy being lonely.
Nerdfighter, Tim Minchin, Community, Evanescence, Taylor Momsen, Sherlock, Merlin, DW and any other random shit I find funny.
DFTBA.
Background:
(I'm conducting market research for research journals. So I'm on the phone a lot chatting with librarians.)
Me:
Hi! Is this Joffrey [last name omitted]?
Joffrey:
Yes this is Joffrey. King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. How can I help you, peasant?
Me:
*Laughing so hard I have to hang up the phone and call back*
Joffrey:
You were the first person to call who understood my joke!
Me:
You just made my entire week.
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
einsteinonacid:
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
marielikestodraw:
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
the-bubbly-tardis:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
yahooligan
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
BBC, telling it how it is
arc-reactor:
fuchsiatyrant:
fatkidinmath:
kazoothekid:
earljrsmith:
Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
google it
it’s called the deep web. never go there.
